I’m sure you’ve come across Fred & Friend products before at your local indie store and might not have even known it. Last weekend I was cruising around town and stopped at an indie store only to find one whole corner of the place dedicated to Fred & Friend products. It was heavenly. I stood there for probably more than a half hour laughing and checking out all their cool stuff.

A lot of creativity goes into the making of these products, and I think part of that cleverness is shown in the name of the product and the slogan. It’s really a hoot flipping through their catalog and I often find myself posing the question: “How in heavens name did they think of that?”. Check out this collection I compiled for you guys today and you’ll probably find yourself asking the same question.

Which one’s your favorite? Tell us in the comments below! And you can also drop me a line on twitter or facebook! I’d love to hear from you! Enjoy

Disclaimer: the images you’re about to view may not be suitable for all audiences. Particularly adults without a sense of humor.

HACKED!™

the OH! *#% flash drive

TALK BUBBLE™

conversational paperclips

TOASTED NOTES™

the hot buttered desk accessory!

DELETE™

there’s no esc for flies!

500XL™

bigger, better, louder, cooler

DUST BUNNY™

who says dusting can’t be fun?

FOOT IN THE DOOR™

we ALL need a foot in the door

STUCK UP™

rude, chewed refrigerator magnets

FEET FIRST: MANHOLE MATS™

street style for your home

FEET FIRST: FINISH LINE™

race you home

FEET FIRST : YOU ARE HERE™

they really make an entrance<

ONE MAN SHY™

another bright idea from Mr. P

M-CUPS™

matryoshkas made to measure

MIX STIX™

keepin’ rythym in the kitchen

BATTERFINGER™

a handy little spatula

FRENCH TOAST™

It’s the toast of Paris

PEACE of CAKE™

make cake, not war

PIZZA BOSS 3000™

let’er rip!

PAC-MAN® HOTHEAD™

still cool after all these years

TWIGGY™

the basting brush that bristles with charm

POT PUPPETS™

glovin’ for the oven

EQUAL MEASURE™

kitchen measurements in a whole new light

TWIST & SPOUT™

here is my handle, here is my spout

SPOON REST™

cradle your ladle

BUBBLE SCRUBBER™

it’s a scrub brush, it’s a bubble wand

ABC* COOKIES™

*already been chewed

FILL’ ER UP™

saving for a full tank

COOKEYS™

fresh-baked key caps

LUCHA KEYS™

stop wrestling with your keys

«REW™

rewind your dangling cords, cables, and wires

UNIKEYS™

mystical magical key caps

ROBO KEYS™

back to the future key toppers

HOW TIE™

instructions included

SPECIAL TATTOOS™

the NEW, IMPROVED temporary tattoos

EARLY BIRD™

wake up to the tweet sound of birdsong

BUTTON TATTOOS™

got something to say?

TO-DO TATTOO™

the perfect solution for your shoddy short-term memory

LOADED!™ (It’s a wallet!)

it’s all about the benjamins

LUCKEY™

the key to thirst

SKELETON KEYS

glow in the dark skullcaps for your keys

CASSETTE™ (I have this!)

mix it up with this retro carry-all

INANIMATE™

add some character to your inanimate objects

EAR RING™ (I love the Van Gogh irony, haha)

it’s a key ring

REVENGE!™

20 ways to calm down your noisy neighbors

TINSEL TAPE™

make your boxes sparkle

WOOFERANG™

a fetching toy

PORT-A-PINT™

the anytime anywhere beer glass

STONE COLD™

icy icons from Easter Island

FINGERFOOD™

ultimate party multi-tasking

ICE INVADERS™

a close encounter of the frozen kind

PICK YOUR NOSE™ PARTY ANIMALS

turn your nose into something WILD

LIT™

happy doobie to you

ROMAN CANDLES™

party like it’s MCMXCIX

FOSSILICED™

ice for any age

TIPSY TOES™

add a little kick to your cocktail

GIN & TITONIC™

sink one in your drink

CITRUS SIPPERS™

a refreshing straw and ice-cube combo

PEEPSHOW™

get an eyeful

BEER BANDS™

never lose your beer again

FROZEN SMILES™

not your grandfather’s ice tray

HIGH FIVE LOW FIVE™

these cocktail stirrers are a perfect ten

COOL JAZZ™

freeze, stir, and chill

PARTY PEOPLE™

always ready for a gathering

POUND™

wood you like a snack?

SNAP-A-PARTY™

the do-it-yourself place setting

TOOTH PIKS™

they stab, they spear, they scoop, they schmear

PASTASAURUS™

Prehistoric pasta server

SPLIT™

divide and pepper!

TABLE SAW™

carve the cake, cross-cut the lettuce

FOOD FACE™

make faces at the table

AIRFORK ONE™

for perfect in-flight meals

UNZIPPED™

fun by the bagful

SPILT MILK™

the splish splash cereal bowl

SNACK & STACK™

take along utensils

BOOST™

need a lift?

SMILE!™

quick…is there anything stuck in my teeth?

S & P™

salt and playtime

ZING!™

launch your lunch

PICK A TOOTH™

a molar on a mission

CLUMSY COASTERS™

oooooooooops!

DINNERSAURS™

invite a dino to dinner

OUCH!™

the voodoo doll toothpick holder